i felt this vibrating between my legs and i was like woah what’s going on but it was just my phone

nice-bed-can-i-slytherin:

This ring features a complete band of Gibeon Meteorite framed and mounted in an 18k gold band. The meteorite has been etched with nitric acid to reveal the characteristic patterns, or Widmanstatten figures, of iron meteorites, and set with 9 gemstones representing the planets of our Solar System. Mercury is represented by a rust colored Sapphire, Venus a golden Sapphire, Earth an irradiated blue Diamond, Mars a Ruby, Jupiter an Opal, Saturn a Cats Eye Chrysoberyl with an inlaid 24k gold ring, Uranus a green Sapphire, Neptune a blue Sapphire and Pluto a black Diamond. What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring, so when it is on, the planets rotate around the wearer’s finger.

  

transitory:

#when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION

sexyyuglyy:

No really, I’m going to hell.

laughingisbetter:

not-so-slim-shady:

this will never not be funny